Monday, September 04, 2006

How funny would it be...?

If Google decided to use your PC microphone to listen to what you were doing in your home or work and then tailor advertising messages to that information? About as funny as Hitler giving you a massage with a machete. This is absolute bollocks. Advertising sucks, and I should know. I write the rubbish all day long and then try to scrub myself clean at the end of every week.

In other news, Josh goes for a run. To...erm.. the pub. But a run nonetheless.

Tuesday, August 08, 2006

Some kinda famous pt.2

Bloody hell, the world just can't get enough of the me. So hot right now.

Friday, August 04, 2006

Stereotypes

Crazy Cat Ladies ahoy!

"The Crazy Cat Ladies Society & Gentlemen's Auxiliary uses humor to counter the stereotypes made about people who love cats. By claiming the phrase "crazy cat lady" on our own terms, we take away its power to offend, and have a lot of fun while doing so!"

Erm...no. You just sound like crazy animal freaks who are proud of your stupid craziness.

Thursday, August 03, 2006

Heath


Hmmm... nup. Not seeing it.

Oh, for what could have been.

Thursday, July 27, 2006

Planes, Trains & Trains


Goddamn it, that walk makes me tired. I can smell the orange from here.

I Bereave I Can Fly

That's it. I'm gonna start up a condolence card company for smart asses.

Kiddies


Some happy snaps for yo brain. It's like having your own kids, but without having to change their nappies n' stuff. Lucky you.

Catfight

There's nothing I like more than an advertising bitch slap. Except when I'm involved. Witness the dirty, smelly, gossipy underbelly of Perth's local rag and weep.

Wednesday, July 26, 2006

Train

I spend around about 2 hours a day on public transport going to and from my job in the city. I walk to a bus, I bus to a train, I train to a bus, I walk to my job. A lot of people freak out about the germs and the freaks on public transport, but nothing's killed me yet. I touch the poles and then bite my nails. I piss in the urinal at the train station and eat KFC with my bare hands. Sometimes I pick up discarded newspapers off the floor of the trains and read them. Sometimes I think we worry too much about what our environment is supposedly trying to do to damage us and not enough time worrying about what we're doing to our environment.

Slowly but surely, I'm starting to get back into cheap digital photography.

GZA

GZA/DJ Muggs
Metro City

Tuesday, May 9, 2006

Sunday, July 23, 2006

Nerd Talk Pt. 2

While I'm on the topic of all things 80s, check out this list of the Top Ten Strangest He-Man Masters of the Universe Figures Ever at X-E. Goddammit, what were they on?